agrammar: SEVEN SIGNIFICANT PURCHASES 3. The small-time collegiate drug dealer takes delivery of a shoebox from his supplier. The shoebox is set on the coffee table and opened. It’s supposed to be full of weed. It’s not. It’s full of mushrooms. “Oh god,” says the small-time collegiate drug dealer; “oh god oh god oh man.” Read More
Conversation with Metafilter Founder Matt Haughey →
A lot of people obsessed with venture capital see Metafilter as a lifestyle business, but in my mind, it’s a mature business. It works really well and yet nobody aspires to do something like this and I don’t know why. Nobody celebrates just simple businesses that work. (via Caterina)
Jon Stewart: Are you attracted to these types of dark stories? (...)
Lee Daniels (director of "Precious"): I'm not attracted to dark stories, I'm just attracted to the truth. I like stuff that's in your face. I just... I think that the media underestimates the intelligence of the American audience.
Lee: **laughs** Yeah really.
Jon: Did you think of doing this movie in 3D?
merlin: Truth is, I’ve got a weirdly thick skin for most of the blunter electronic darts, and, as with nuclear war, genital warts, and doomed engagements, you only really have to worry about my feelings when I stop talking about them.
Oh that song should probably go on the album! That’s a good song. No, fuck you,...– john darnielle on Indie 101 (via suchducks, fuckyeahthemountaingoats)
43 Simple Ways To Simplify Your Life →
Remove your doors Eat half of each pet Sit on a big, thick book Something something keyring holder Paint clocks cheery pink Wear discarded food Makebelieve girlfriend chair Sleep in liquor cabinet Embrace hug love hug meow meow Small room to plan crimes
Who Fucks Wins
NICOLA: You’re back. MALCOLM: Eh Nicola, just tying up a few loose ends. N: With which you’re going to plait some kind of garrote and strangle me. M: No, forgive and forget. That’s my motto. N: I thought your motto was “Who Fucks Wins”, or “Olly Swarky Malcky Fuck”. M: I’ve got a lot of mottos. The Thick of It, 3 x 08